Christian Debt Relief
Debt Dingleberries got you itching for Debt Relief?
Now is the time for the Christian debt relief people to declare war on the minions of silly credit card debts that are clogging your arteries and mailboxes. Why can't Christian debt relief just be about puppies and guppies and things that go bump in the night you might ask? Well, it's just not that easy. You see, that big Kahuna in the sky thinks that you're pretty messed up if you let debt drive you to the rim of the toilet.
Take for example, the following testimonial on Christian debt relief that was sent to a local sewage plant.
"Dagnabit, I was sitting on the pot one night and working out my debts on a piece of toilet paper when all of a sudden there was the loudest noise that came up from the pipes. I said, oh Lord, it must be the Christian debt relief people. So, what did I do? I finished my business and even washed my hands. You could say that that there outhouse was some kinda funky, but, none of that mattered as long as the Christian debt relief was on the way. Once I pulled up my drawers, I realized that I had a whole stack of dingleberries just hanging on like my debtors had been for the last year or so. It just seemed natural to get in there and pull them off one by one. So, I settled into dingleberry picking and spent the next three hours figuring out how I could lower my debts and my drawers at the same time."
Mike Hunt
Anywhere Correctional Institution
If you are related to this person, god help you. And, if your debt has got you squatting at all hours of the night, then let the fine, upstanding people at Till Debt Do Us Part help you with your debt and dingleberry nightmares.
Ya'll come back now, you hear.
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