Debt Consolidation
Will you take this woman of debt consolidation - the hand of which can free you from the bane of your existence - the sum of your greatest fears - and choose her and her only to be the financial springboard from which you will certainly fly upward towards the heavens?
Freedom Comes with Debt Consolidation
Or, will you live tethered to your debt forever in unholy entrapment? Nah. You're smarter than that. You will take this woman and you will make her your wife. Your wedded wife. Then along comes debt consolidation and divorces you from your financial misery and suffering. The sweetest revenge. The sweetest release is debt consolidation. And it will take you by the hand and guide you from the scorn of collections agents and the wrath of creditors.
Will you take this man, this piece of dream pie and hold his hand while you surreptitiously make goo-goo eyes at this wacky debt consolidation character that is standing only a few feet behind you? Will you make it through the ceremony to the honeymoon? At least to get some gosh darn alcohol in your system? Come on, cut the cake. Smash his face with whipped delight! Make it through the honeymoon.
But yet, there is a part of you that still remains unfulfilled. There will always be that void. Will you cheat on him with debt consolidation? You may as well admit you are star-crossed lovers. Think about this commitment seriously. If you bail on it, you will undo all the hard work you've already done.
Hey ladies and gents, how about a little Till Debt Do Us Part get together? Does that sound good? Well alrighty then. Let's get together and make your debt dwindle like the ties of love.
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